Celebrity cars are all over LA. Some are beautiful, others very plain. But sometimes they just make you shake your head. The car in the picture above is actually Candy Metallic Pink. (I think the color broke the camera on my iPhone.) It belongs to the MTV VJ LaLa. Instead of wasting my words here, why don’t you guys tell me what comes to mind when you see something like this?
- Daniel Volz
It makes my face hurt. It really does. I am willing to bet cold hard cash that the owner is the sort to spout environmentalism crap on the airwaves, wear ome hemp, fondle a fern in ways that make us all a little uncomfortable, then step into this big fella whereupon there butt-cheeks will be caressed by the broken dreams of orphans or something… not really sure about that part.
I think the thing that does it for me is the huge chromes side louvers that are just oh so sweet.
Or maybe the smoked headlight covers.
Or perhaps it is the stupid mesh grill. It might also be the crap hanging from the rearview mirror… not just for safety and visibility anymore folks, it is now yet another place for yet another yahoo to hang crap from which will distract the driver. I can see it now… "I really have no idea how this could have happened officer. One minute i was texting then suddenly my eye was caught by something which appeared to be lunging for me. I guess it was the MASSIVE BALL OF HANGING TASSEL CRAP hanging from the mirror." I imagine the poor officer's head would explode in a shower of incredulousness after being hit with the stupidity-ray-'o-death.
Or it might just be the ridiculously huge wheels which must make the ride feel like hell, plus they look like hell in wheel form, not to mention the super low profile tires which are more delicate in the potholes, oh and they appear to be just large enough to impede steering, plus they also ruin the lines of the vehicle.
Oh mighty VJ (sounds like and STD, just sayin' folks…) of the once glorious MTV, we salute you and your pink chariot of ridiculousness! Hail to thee flavor of the week! Your sense of "style" has managed to make my face hurt and possibly small children to cry. How do you feel about that person who makes children cry? I mean, gosh, i can be harsh but at least I do not make kids cry… or heir faces hurt. Seriously, that is dark, I mean wow.
the word that comes to mind would be "no!" and the word would be as big as the wheels and as strong as the colour!
Another reason why I dont watch MTV anymore, no sense of style and class/relvence.
I see crap like this every day in Atlanta.
makes me wanna shoot it with a USAS-10 shotgun in the middle of nowhere in vegas
just recently tried a USAS-12. Bad. Fucking. Ass.
Makes me sad for just how far people go to show….what exactly? That they can spend stupid amounts of money and prove that they simply can? Go spend it on something with a biiiiiit more residual value. That's probably the Jew in me speaking.
Stay classy, LaLa!