Now that we’re back from Bullrun and things have calmed down a bit, we’re finally going through all the photos taken on the rally. This little gem right here was spotted cruising (repeatedly) around the Ritz Carlton, where our rally cars were parked, bumping some dirty south rap. There isn’t much I can say about this photo that will be funnier than the photo itself, so lets just say this guy’s Auto Zone rewards card must be paying off huge right now. I mean, did he literally walk into Auto Zone and just buy every single piece of cheap imitation chrome he could find, and slap it all on the car at once?
Sadly, the best part of the car isn’t shown in this photo, because I fell over laughing so hard when I saw it. As he pulled away, I noticed the Altezza tail lights. ALTEZZA LIGHTS! On a fucking DeLorean? This car is a perfect example of everything that’s wrong with car culture in the US.
If you own this car, and you’re reading this, get help immediately. Because you suck at life.
From a distance, it doesn't look THAT bad… At least it's relatively cohesive and done decently (for a chrome job). How many non-stainless-steel DeLoreans do you see?
Every single one thats ever been wrecked….
And the point is…How many Non-Stainless cars do you see? None…That arent DeLoreans. Im Not a huge DeLorean Fan…(Way too slow)…But….If you want one??????? ….Why wouldnt you want stainless?
This is the worst of the worst.
This is so funny ROFLMAO. I cant believe the nerve of some people. This was worth reading and looking at
Fuck you! I looove my car if you dont tought luck
If this is the true owner of the car?….Well some people just dont get what this site is about…"the Smoking Tire.." Wasnt named "P Diddy big ass pimpin cup edition rap video pep boys special,bling bling uber grill slow cars.."……For a reason,……. If this is what you are into…? Wellllllll……. Is this site really for you? Nope!
Soooooo, someone…somewhere….spent money…to do that? Wow…Errrrr….WOW…
I need a fork. Why? To stab my eyes out.
Myself, I rather like it. Candy apple red just looks good, chrome (Ok, its fake, but whatever) looks good to me. Don't like the rims though. All in all, I personally think the car looks sharp, and most certainly unique.
Thats how you make a good car from the past, look completely ugly. And to think there's more like him.
I've never seen someone put so much(or not so much) money into a car and cause its value to drop so fast…
If it was just a DeLorean painted candyapple red with some tasteful wheels in place of those abominations, it would be pretty sharp, I think. As it is, I'd pay money to watch it burn.
Great Scott!
That's not the worst DeLorean ever. It's the best!!!
Morbid curiosity had me search out photos of the altezza tails on this car, and unfortunately, I found some: http://www.entermyworld.com/gallery/dmc-memphis-2…