These days its so hard to just jump out the window in New York to try and kill yourself, as this poor sap found out the hard way. On September 1st, Thomas Magill, 22, feeling not so chipper, decided to call it quits and jump 400 ft to his death.
Witnesses and residents of Tom’s apartment told reporters they saw Thomas jump from his 39th story window. Now, this being New York City you know how hard it is to find a parking spot, wee all know tom does. after traveling 39 floors Tom landed on top of a Dodge Charger. Miraculously, this idiot “walked” away with only two broken legs and a bruised lung. The lucky owner of the Charger was devastated when she found out about her “sports car”.The owner,Maria McCormack, was complaining saying “I’ve had other cars, but I really loved this car” and “why did he have to pick my car out of all the cars in the city.” Right, like Thomas was suicidal and had it out for this lady’s car. The good news is, Thomas is in stable condition, and there’s now a free spot out there for some lucky New Yorker.
kinda ironic how he walked away with 2 broken legs isn't it
Lmfao..
This is like an episode of Seinfeld were George (Jason Alexander) gets a good parking spot in front of a hospital and a mental patient jumps out of the window and lands right on his prized vehicle.
p.s. Clever tittle.. Lol.