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Kimi Gets Blackmailed by Makia Clothing [video]

“OHHHHHHHHH shit….”

By Zack Klapman

 

The man on the left is former F1 champion, Kimi Raikkonen. After a break to fly through trees over dirty, snowy hills, he is back in Formula 1, driving for Lotus, and despite being up against the diamond-encrusted machines from McLaren, Red Bull, Ferrari, and Mercedes, he’s still chasing the driver’s title.

 

If I were a clothing company, I’d want Kimi wearing our stuff. I’d frankly be honored just to shake his hand. Makia Clothing decided to expand its brand to racing. But every brand needs a strong rep, and a celebrity or athlete is always best. They wanted Kimi Raikkonen. They asked him. He said no. So they improvised, creating an interesting, clever solution to signing stubborn celebs. I won’t spill the how, but there’s guns, leather, and some crazy sex involved.  You don’t want to miss this video.

 

 

We’re off to “acquire” Tanner Foust to represent TST. There’s some pictures of him doing some messed up stuff with a Hot Wheels track and the Monster Energy girls.

 

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