Bentley Skis make you the Baller-est in the lift line.
By Zack Klapman
So you bought a new Bentley. You’re proud of it, love it, love how it drives, makes you feel, and what it tells the world. But oh no! You’re going skiing, and no one will know about your hot wheels! Should you just tell everyone in the lift line? No, that will take too long, and seem desperate. A Bentley medallion? Too Flava Flav. What is the well-to-do extrovert that exists on the validation of strangers to do?
Easy, buy these $10,000 skis, made for Bentley by zai AG. The X pattern is a structural steel spring, which is supposed to mirror the X pattern of a Bentley grill (because your fellow moguloids will know that). “Similarly to a Bentley, the ski is based upon a pureness of design and hand craftsmanship that will meet the technical demands of the most avid skier.”
$10k? Well, I assume they have AWD, Bluetooth, and Traction Control, so maybe they’re worth it. But they’re making 100 pairs, so you should buy all of them, lest you run into someone else on the same sticks.