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Alfa Romeo TZ3 Corsa by Zagato: Kamm tails, fuck yeah!

Monday, April 26th, 2010


If this lovely Italian number left you in the precarious condition that Jeremy Clarkson describes as “nursing a semi,” then you can go ahead and thank Wunibald Kamm for that. The German engineer and aerodynamicist experimented with air resistance and discovered that by cutting off the tail abruptly, there would be less turbulence behind the vehicle, leading to greater stability at high speeds. And eschewing the dramatic French teardrops of Talbot and Delahaye, the Kamm-tail could bring fuel-saving aerodynamics in a practical package that isn’t stuffed with 18 feet of delicately fragile wheel covers. Which is why the AMC Gremlin exists.

But for every Gremlin X there’s a Ferrari 250GT Drogo. And for every dreary Prius toiling under W. Kamm’s drag-coefficient statistics, there’s the Alfa Romeo TZ3 Corsa with its lovely breadvan profile and full-blooded racing intention. Celebrating 100 years of Alfa Romeo racing heritage, the Corsa boasts the same Maserati-sourced V8 as the 8C Competizione, but the similarities with that equally gorgeous car end there. Instead of a mushy grand tourer, the Corsa is a full-fledged racecar, with a carbon fiber chassis, tubular frame and that beautiful lightweight aluminum body, directly drawing inspiration from the Giulia TZ2 of 1965 and the aforementioned Drogo.

Yes, coachbuilder Zagato says, it IS a race car, dammit! It’s a gentleman’s racer, and said gentleman is German collector Martin Kapp, who has a few other impossibly rare Zagatos to his name already. We will try to hide our envious contempt and will act politely when we ring him up for a test drive and to crash at his place. Have our people talk to his people. Let’s get things rolling here, guys.

Blake Rong

[For a live gallery of its unveiling at the Villa D'Este concours: OmniAuto.it, Autoblog]


NY Auto Show: the 2nd coolest car here

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Next to the A-Team van, of course.

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NY Auto Show: Just how exclusive IS the new Lexus LFA?

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

By now you may have heard about the Lexus LFA’s stringent availability restrictions for potential buyers. One does not simply walk into a Lexus dealership and start arguing over finance plans as they would in at, say, Bentley. No, Lexus, the exalted ones, must choose you, Mr. Millionaire Rapper Astronaut Guy, in order to represent Lexus as the brand for trendy and urbane reality-show stars, unfaithful athletes, and Goldman Sachs employees under the Witness Protection Program. A barrage of deposits, credit checks, and painful dental extractions follow. Once you survive the Temple of Doom and successfully defeat Lexus of America vice president Mark Templin in armed combat atop Mount Hachimantai, only them will you receive the opportunity to own it—for a year. Then you have to give it back.

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NY Auto Show: 2011 Subaru WRX STI, now with rocket boosters!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

As the Subaru Impreza WRX STI gains bigger and better wings, this will soon be its only logical conclusion.

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NY Auto Show: Mercedes SLS AMG & GT3 über-gallery

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

If you ask me, the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT3 would make a perfectly competent daily driver.

Who needs in-dash navigation, Mercedes COMAND, or a radio anyway? Who really needs map storage or reclining seats or windows that roll downwards? Door latches, Bluetooth connectivity, vertebrae-friendly suspension: the GT3 has none of these.

Here’s what it does have, however: a fire extinguisher. A row of toggle switches. Windshield wipers. A functional wing on the back big enough to host the 14th Annual NHRA Midwest Nationals. Carbon fiber chin splitters. A striking orange band around the grille that looks like it’s illuminated. Oh, and a reworked version of the 6.2L V8 (though they prefer if you call it the 6.3), supposedly good for 600 horsepower, ready to roll in the FIA GT3 European Championship. And they’ll sell you one if you’re cool enough.

But if you do need all of those things, Mercedes graciously parked a roadgoing version next to it, just in case its well-heeled owner needed to make a quick getaway through the Italian Alps for the weekend. Supermodel girlfriends tend to get cranky if they can’t turn on the air conditioning.

Blake Rong


NY Auto Show: Mazda, now with electrolytes

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

No wonder new Mazdas are so happy, they’re grinning ear-to-ear because they’ve been pounding these. Though hopefully not through the gas tank.

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NY Auto Show: Audi R8 Spyder is the new hotness

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

What car haven’t the Germans cut the roof off yet? The Audi 100? The BMW Isetta? The Trabi? No, no, and nope. When it comes to taking a Sawzall to basically anything, they have us beat out of sheer ingenuity and stubbornness.

There’s really nothing more to say here — we’ll let the pictures do the talking.

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NY Auto Show: and now, a lesson in selective pandering

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

As a Massachusetts resident, gasoline enthusiast, and fan of unintended-acceleration-avoiding self-preservation, this…thing is essentially the Antichrist.

The only reasonable course of action for any Red Sox fan, Yankee hater, anybody ever stuck behind a Prius, or sane human being is to burn this car at the stake. That’s what the woman in red is thinking, too. It’s ok, Ms. Toyota Representative. It’s what we’re all thinking.

Blake Rong

NY Auto Show: hide your children, it’s the Nissan Juke

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

The designers of the Nissan Juke claimed that they drew from Baja racers as inspiration, in the same way that sprinkling a packet of taco mix on some undercooked ramen turns it into Tex-Mex fusion cuisine.

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NY Auto Show: finally, a carmaker I can relate to

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

The bacon, not the airbags. Though those are pretty handy, too.

I wish I could say the same for the Mini Countryman, announced at the Geneva show and making its debut in September, and the fact that it seems like a slightly taller, slightly dumpier version of the Clubman, which was already a slightly taller, dumpier version of the Cooper. Say what you will about brand dilution and BMW’s stewardship of the brand, but it’s a reflection of their awfully Germanic trait of creating obscure new niches in order to dominate by sheer exuberance. If they had wanted a soft-roader, they could have given us a new Mini Moke.

But I can’t really badmouth Mini. Any company that offers free smoothies is alright in my book. (Though the Countryman is still ugly.)

Blake Rong