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Bizarre Roadside Sightings: Vision SZR

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

It’s sad to say but after living in LA for more than a year, my brain has become a little jaded. AMGs are so common I’m  shocked if I see a “regular” Benz, trucks are less common than 997 Turbos and Bentley Continentals are basically expensive cockroaches.

However this car had me jump out in traffic and go completely out of my way to get closer to it. If you’ve ever driven in this city you know what it means to voluntarily extend your journey in traffic. (You might have the winning lottery ticket in your pocket but if the claim office isn’t on your way it’s not getting cashed in til tomorrow.) It’s called the SZR, built by Vision Industries LLC, a So Cal company that’s been around since 1997. Oh, underneath that traffic-cone paint is a Chevy 502 with 750hp. Perfect for rush hour, no?

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Happy New Year, Give me some Nuggets or I’ll Kill You

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

This is yet another example of why meth and Eggos are a bad hangover cure. At 6:30AM on new Year’s day Melodi Dushane pulled up to a Toledo, OH McDonald’s and asked for an order of chicken nuggets. The employee informed her that they do not start serving nuggets until after 11am. Melodi seems to ask if they can make an exception, but making exeptions won’t get you moved up to manager, so the diligent employee says no-can-do.

Wrong answer mfer. Like William Wallace seeing a picture of the King tea-bagging his mother she attacks the employees.  The best part is after she gives up her quest, the next customer pulls up like nothing happened, and his food is promptly brought to him. Now that’s some dedication to your job.

New Ford 5.0 Liter Crate Motor: Awesomeness To-Go

Monday, August 9th, 2010

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Volvo C70 Review: A Great B+ Student.

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

There’s something about convertibles that make people feel glamorous, exclusive and special.

I don’t get it.

My feelings on Volvo and convertibles are similar: strong, passionate indifference. The term”open air motoring” makes me think of an old British man trundling down a road in the cold fog on wheels made of wood. There are exceptions of course, but for the cars with a roof made of metal.

It’s the same for Volvo. My family has owned 3, and while the 2 wagons (a ’91 940 and a 2008 V50) have provided perfectly acceptable transportation, that’s all they provided. The only one that makes me feel anything is my dad’s 1972 P1800ES, and that’s because every time you climb in you get to play “What part will stop working today?”

But when I picked up a 2011 Volvo C70 from Matt’s house it was clear Volvo was hell-bent on changing both of my preconceptions.

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2011 Shelby GT500 vs. 600HP 2011 “Firebreather” Camaro

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

The Smoking Tire hits the Mailbu canyons for one last hurrah with our Shelby GT500, and we brought along our closest competitor: the Classic Design Concepts/Exxodus Pictures “Firebreather,” a 600-horsepower Firebird-converted Chevy Camaro.

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2011 Ford Explorer Launches in Venice Beach Amongst Sand Castles

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Today, in 9 cities across America simultaneously, Ford unveiled their long-awaited 2011 Ford Explorer. As you all know, the current-generation Explorer was once Ford’s top seller, and the recent success of the Flex and Edge hasn’t helped the poor, aging Explorer’s sales numbers much, in part because people are waiting for the new Explorer. Ford’s CEO of the Americas, Mark Fields, was on-hand to give the initial presentation (sans-Teleprompter this time), and the covers were pulled off Ford’s latest design.

Well, good news, as the new Explorer promises to deliver more of what people want, with less of what they don’t. Here’s what we know:

- There are 2 available engines: The “base” 3.5L V6 and an optional 2.0L Ecoboost I-4. The 4-cylinder makes more power and torque than the outgoing six, and a wider torque-band than the old V8 as well. The 4-cylinder also promises class-leading fuel economy, including highway mileage in the high 20′s, though no exact numbers have been specified.

- MyFordTouch will be standard in XLT and Limited trim

- The new Explorer will continue to have have seating for 7

- Since most people don’t know how to operate low-range gearing properly, Ford has replaced the “4×4 High/Low” settings with a single knob that has pictures of different types of terrain. Simply select pavement, mud, sand, or snow, and the computer will sort out the rest.

- The build quality of the model shown today looks excellent. Soft rubber dash foam is everywhere you would touch, and the seats, steering wheel, shifter, and door pulls are made of high-quality leather.

- The new Fob, now completely keyless, is a slick design that will fit nicely in the driver’s pocket and never has to leave.

- Rear seat room is ample, I sat in the back seat with the front set for a tall driver, and I fit just fine.

Hit the jump for a mega-gallery of high-res shots of the new 2011 Explorer, and check out Derek D’s coverage of the East-Coast launch event over at Fast Lane Daily

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2010 Bullrun Rally: Day 4 – Omaha to Boulder

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

2010 Bullrun: Day 4 Omaha – Boulder

It’s day 4 of the Bullrun Rally. Tom takes the wheel first, hoping to continue the good fortune and success of the previous leg. The Maserati shows off it’s Bond-like gadgets, and an old friend surprises us by joining the Bullrun mid-way. You’ll understand when you see who it is.

TST Dream Garage: 1966 Shelby Cobra

Monday, June 28th, 2010

The question that Matt mentioned- “What is your favorite car?” – is, for me, an all-too-common source of headaches. As soon as you tell someone you love cars, read about cars, or write about cars, you can safely bet your own genitals the next sentence from their mouth is that question.

And it’s something I honestly cannot answer, because “Favorite” is singular, and if you love cars you don’t just love one car, or one kind, or one brand. There’s too many variables to consider, and every car – even those in the same category- is different. It’s like asking, “What’s your favorite memory?” Try to compare and rank losing your virginity to an amazing day in Italy, or that afternoon building a deck with you dad. Like memories, cars vary in their feel and purpose.

Thank god the TST dream garage is like the human brain, lot’s of storage space. Because what I would park next to the brilliant technological beauty that is the MacLaren F1 LM is the 1966 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C.

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Bizarre Road Sightings: L.A. Keeps It Classy

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

When the Bizarre Road Sightings began, I felt a little left out. In a city filled with morons, douche bags, crazies, pill-addicted housewives and more “artists” than Xanax prescriptions I had missed out. Matt saw Santa Claus being pulled by a plastic horse with a smoke-stack spine for god’s sake. W.T.F mate?

But out of 143 items there were a few pictures that I had saved for a reason. You don’t take a picture of a Mitsubishi Galant that has had it’s letter re-arranged for nothing.

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Matt’s New Ford SVT Raptor 6.2!

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Every show needs a camera car, right? Well here it is, Matt’s new Ford SVT Raptor 6.2L. Back on the old show, Matt said that his next car purchase would be a Ford SVT Raptor. True to his word, the new 6.2L beast is now at its permanent home here at The Smoking Tire HQ. Expect the truck to appear on video soon…. Initial impressions and photo gallery after the jump.

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