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Matt Picks Up a Hot New Race Car!

A couple weeks back, live on the podcast while slightly inebriated, Matt bought a car from racing driver and Top Gear USA writer Andrew Comrie-Picard, sight unseen. And we mean that quite literally, as Matt wrote the check for the car live on the TST Podcast, breaking basically every rule there is to buying a car. He didn’t drive it first, didn’t have it checked out first, didn’t say, “Show me the Carfax,” or even look at a picture of the purchased vehicle. In fact, doing any of those things would have been quite impossible, since the car currently rests in a storage lot in Toronto.

But ACP has sent us pictures of the new car, and, we must say, we’re pretty pleased. $500 goes a long way…. in Canada.

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Engineering Cartoons to Make You Smart

by Zack Klapman

 

How many times have you heard this conversation:

“So, what’s the difference between a 2-stroke and a 4-stroke?”

“Oh, dude, easy. So, a 2-stroke…which is the engine for snow mobiles and some dirt bikes, its piston only moves…twice? (To self) Is that the one with the glow plug?…no. Ok, so the piston moves twice. A 4-stroke, which is what’s in cars, and street bikes…and stuff…that piston moves, wait, that doesn’t make sense. I dunno. 2 strokes make that ‘Wingginginginging’ sound.” Continue Reading..

Special Edition Uselessness: Lamborghini Bicycle

by Zack Klapman

 

This bike is silly. Jump for my reasons why the company that made it- BMC – will never invite me on a press event. Continue Reading..

2012 Bentley Continental GTC Review

Back in 2005, I worked at New York-based exotic car rental company Gotham Dream Cars. We had a fleet of about 20 exotic cars, mostly Ferrari’s, Lamborghini’s, and Aston Martin’s, but with two Bentley GT’s thrown into the mix.

The kind of people who normally rent Ferrari’s and Lamborghini’s are just like you or me: normal guys who will probably never be able to afford such a car, but can afford a little taste of what it’s like to drive a beautiful Italian exotic for a day or two on some previously scouted and expertly planned canyon roads. They want to hear the wail of the eight, ten, or twelve cylinder engine, feel the mechanical grip offered by the Z-rated tires, and experience the kick of a Gallardo’s single-disc clutch power shifting at redline. Now, I’m not saying I would personally spend up to $2,500 per day of my own money on such an indulgence, but I totally understand those who do.

The people who rented the Bentley’s were not like that. They didn’t care that the GT would go 195 mph. They didn’t care that the all-wheel-drive system was advanced enough that you could enter it, bone stock, in the New York Ice Racing Association and probably win most of the races that year. And they certainly didn’t care that, underneath the sculpted bodylines, the car was heavily based on the Audi A8 / Volkswagen Phaeton architecture. They cared about two things: 1) That it was a Bentley. 2) That they looked rich while driving it.

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(video) D3 Cadillacs Hooning Properly

by Zack Klapman

 

This video is titled “Caddy Ruckus”, and that name is 100% accurate. D3 Cadillac are the psychotic geniuses behind the 1000HP beast known as “Le Monstre.” They are the premier engineers for aftermarket CTS-V tuning, turning them into  playful puppies, but with the strength of 3 of Michael Vick’s Pitbulls. And they’re not stuffy engineers, hiding their machines from anyone who doesn’t have a black AMEX, a sail boat, and a wife named Ursula. These guys like to have fun, and share the fruits of their labor.

 

So for this video they gave two cars to pro Formula Drift driver Tyler McQuarrie and INDY racer  J.R. Hildebrand, and let them loose on the town. And when I say, “the town”, I mean these guys treated it like GTA. Burnouts in the parking garage? Check. (And serious fun…I’ve heard). Donuts? Drifting roundabouts? Sure guys, you have fun. Hooning is fun, but doing it in a loaned car, with another car to play with? Why, the hell, do people buy boats. Make the jump to watch the smokey, angry, noisy show.

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Diesel Sales Up. Where’s Our Cut?

by Zack Klapman

 

According to people with calculators and binders computers full of numbers, diesel car sales in America are up 35% from this time last year. It’s probably a socialist plot or something, because last year’s sales were up 27% from 2010. So it’s a trend. Somehow, most people I talk to respond, “But they’re so loud and smelly.” I have to stop hanging out with 60 year-old women… I was pleasantly surprised to find out last year 60% of Audi A3s sold were TDIs, so even people that want a Golf dressed in fancy clothes are paying attention. The movement is growing, as it should; torque, efficiency, clean, quiet. From strictly a driver’s impression side, there’s nothing to dislike. (Yes, there’s usually a higher initial cost, and fuel can be more expensive, but one thing at a time people.)

 

Since supply follows demand, if this continues, maybe we’ll start getting more diesel models currently only enjoyed by Europe *cough* high-performance BMW diesels! *cough, hocccccccccchhhh, ahem! Sorry!* Mazda is also selling a CX-5d in Japan and doing quite well. And there’s the diesel Cruze, and Volvo diesel Hybrid…I’ve never nerded out so much on such “boring” cars. In today’s quest for high MPG you usually choose between spineless hybrid or spineless ICE. This gives you the MPG, without the fear of uninvited rectal exam-via-semi when merging. Since I’ve been bitching about diesel cars for a year, I’d like to think I helped sell at least 1/16th of a car. I’d like to be paid in Euros, please .

 

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Watch Chris Harris ‘Ring the Ariel Atom 500 and Noble M600

by Zack Klapman

 

If the picture above isn’t enough motivation for you to subscribe to the DRIVE network… then how the hell did you even end up at this website? Both these cars are crazy fast, and striking to look at, though they appear to be from different planets. The Ariel Atom 500 has 475HP from the sickly engineered marriage of two Hayabusa engines. Weighs nothing, big power, no roof, running free in its natural habitat. Excellent.

 

But because Chris Harris is Chris Harris, be brought another car. I am Jack’s raging jealousy… Why the 2nd car? In case the Atom was boring? Or not fun enough? He’s like Amy Winehouse bringing moonshine to a bar. Why ask why, when it means watching the 650HP Noble M600 fly around the track. I love this car. When it appeared Top Gear I fell for it, simply from the shape and the sound; a Volvo engine with turbos and the balls of pikey prize fighter bolted on. Jump to watch a great double-header (something I will never, ever say in regards to an actual baseball double-header). Continue Reading..

D1 Ain’t Scared of Rain (video gallery)

 

by Zack Klapman

 

Driving in the rain is one of my favorite things to do. You get easy sliding at lower speeds, less tire wear, and without announcing your actions to the world with tire squeal. And then there’s hitting big puddles at 60MPH. Nothing like car-made geyser. Whenever it rains, I find an excuse to drive.

 

While some other motorsports believe it goes against god to drive in the rain (You do NOT drive through his tears!!), the ones we like push right through, rain or shine. Obviously,  for rally or F1, it’s old news, but I didn’t think a professional drift event would stay on in the rain. But they do. This year at the Odaiba round of the D1 Grand Prix, it was pouring rain. It wasn’t just damp; there were serious puddles on the course. That made for some sick photos and video. SpeedHunters brought it our attention with their sick photo gallery, and YouTubers provided the video clips, which we’ve assembled below. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going rain dancing. Continue Reading..

TST Podcast Ep. 14

by Zack Klapman

 

Welcome back, for this week’s dose of The Smoking Tire Podcast. Last weekend Matt took an old RV to Coachella Music Festival. He thought it would save money, and be pimpin’, at the same time. So of course, there’s a story. We also talk about what to buy for $40k that’s fun, 996 Porsches, and Australian alcoholism. Joining us to tell the tales are Matt’s friend Nick and actor/very fast car nut, Drake Kemper. Jump.

 

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Misplaced Priority: Ducati vs Instagram

 

 

 

by Zack Klapman

 

Today it was announced that VW bought Ducati for $1.12 billion. People are calling it a “trophy purchase”, something Ferdinand Piech did just because he loves Ducatis, and VW had a spare billion lying around that needed to be re-invested, lest they be forced to give more cash to shareholders; something shareholders would hate. Also sold today, for $1 billion, was the picture-violating tyrant known as Instagram. Question: Why is a company with 12 employees and no tangible product, that does nothing but make your pictures look as clear as a Bigfoot picture, worth almost as much as the greatest motorcycle company ever? Continue Reading..