by Zack Klapman
The severity of this crash completely took me off guard. In Moscow, near the university, there’s a huge road with 4 lanes in each direction, separated by a wide median. Wide enough there’s a parking lot in the median. When you enter this lot/turn around, there are no ramps, driveways, speed bumps or spikes to cross over. It’s just big and smooth. Perfect place to drift a stolen car, after the apocalypse. But some jag tried to make a big, slippery, smokey U-turn in his Audi R8, during normal traffic hours. What a shock he had bad timing? The Audi’s durability proved itself, his car running fine as he roared away from the scene. He also ran a red light, but after blind-siding someone that hard, you forget about smaller infractions. Douche.
I kinda see why he did it; All that space, a wide turning area, smooth tarmac…it’s practically a skid-pad. I Some of us have the brains of children, seeing the world as a giant vehicular playground but, I only if it was empty, after the world had ended. At that point, who cares as long as you’re not eating people. But don’t do this into traffic, during school hours, in a place that’s not exactly known for it’s humor or leniency (bribery cases excluded). Like a kid, I might think about touching the light socket, but I still have enough sense not to do it.
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