Chrysler has revealed images and information about the all-new 2011 Dodge Durango, and while this site doesn’t normally write about new SUV launches, it’s worth mentioning for one reason: It’s not heinous.
2011 Dodge Durango Revealed – Surprise! It’s Not Heinous….
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010Chrysler’s “Man Van” – You’re Kidding, Right?
Thursday, June 24th, 2010
For most men, a minivan means castration. Why did SUV’s get so popular in the last two decades? Because men, who were buying a set of wheels for their family, would rather spend twice as much money each week on gassing up a Suburban than buy a more practical minivan.
The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Chrysler has a plan to lure these men into their showrooms and back into minivans: The Man Van. As a man, here are the things I’d want to see in a minivan: a turbocharged V6 or V8 engine, rear wheel or all wheel drive, a sport-tuned suspension, sport seats, and paddle shifters for the automatic transmission.
What will the “Man Van” actually come with? According to WSJ:
The vehicle will feature a slightly sportier look on the outside, possibly finished off with a black-and-gray interior trimmed with hot-colored stitching on the seats and steering wheel.
Great pitch, guys, exactly what men want.
[Source: Wall Street Journal via The Truth About Cars]
They Are Into WHAT in Japan?
Friday, April 30th, 2010
Isn’t it amazing how American tuners have become obsessed with everything JDM? I have a friend who spent thousands of dollars turning his Civic hatch into the JDM Civic, right-hand-drive conversion and all. I never got that, what’s so much better about the JDM market stuff than the US market? Well, maybe something, and maybe nothing, but it seems the Japanese have also started following the “grass is always greener” philosophy of car building, because just look what they are into over there. Americana galore, from full-size Ram vans on Panasports to SHO Wagons with NASCAR replica wheels and tires….. What will we see next? Japanese kids turning their Skylines into US-spec 240′s?
JDM Americana gallery after the jump.
Hat tip to Vinny for the tip!
1000 Miles in a Ram 1500 Laramie
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Continuing my tradition of wasting the Earth’s precious resources, I decided not to take Ford’s free ticket to San Francisco, where I would be testing their new 40 mpg fighter, the Fiesta. Instead, I decided to burn about 90 gallons of fuel by driving myself to San Francisco and back in my loaned Ram 1500 Laramie Quad-cab, at a completely ridiculous pace. A thousand miles is more than enough time to learn a car’s ins and outs, and here’s my story. (more…)
Real Car Buying Tips From the Pros
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Welcome to Real Car Buying Tips From the Pros, where our friends at RealCarTips.com send us the latest deals and incentives in new car shopping. And like a good neighbor, we share them with you!
This week’s news:
1. Toyota Brand Awarded Best Resale Value by KBB
This isn’t at all surprising, considering Toyotas, even the ones that have had the crap kicked out of them, seem to all run great.
2. Dodge Offers Large Incentives for December
This is also not surprising, because I’d consider the Avenger completely “unsellable.” Despite our reporting yesterday that Challenger owners were most satisfied with their cars, prospective new buyers aren’t getting any discounts.
3. Mitsubishi Deals Offered Through Sam’s Club Program
Have you seen the new Eclipse? ‘Nuff said.
4. New Incentives on 2010 Infiniti QX56
If you can afford the gas, you can afford the truck, people.
Apparently I Know Nothing About Cars…
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009I drove the Dodge Challenger SRT8 back in March, and I’ll be honest. I hated it. It’s a yacht, a floaty, bobbly yacht, that despite it’s 6-liter engine and thunderous growl, is half a second slower in the quarter mile than my ’98 Corvette was, when it was stock. The Sat/Nav was awful, and the dashboard was clearly designed by Chrysler’s janitor as a joke while the actual designer was at lunch. Sadly, no one noticed.
I thought I knew something about cars. Yet this Dodge that I couldn’t stand just won the award for “most satisfying car” on Consumer Reports’ most recent survey. A whopping 92% of Challenger owners would buy another. That’s amazing, considering the fact that almost everyone I know who has driven one hates it.
Bizarre Road Trip Sightings #3: Why’d you even buy it? Edition…
Monday, December 7th, 2009
Welcome to Bizarre Road Trip Sightings, where we cock our heads, laugh, cry, or just stare at strange cars found while on road trips. This time, we found a guy who can’t seem to figure out how to properly use a trailer.
From TST friend Vinny Russo.
Got a Bizarre Road Trip Sighting? Email Matt@TheSmokingTire.com
Chrysler Cars – Misunderstood? – Viewer Submission
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Recently, Fiat CEO Sergio Marchionne was quoted as saying that Chrysler’s contribution to mid-size and large car expertise was totally underestimated. Most auto enthusiasts would, however, tend to disagree with him, performance-wise, quality-wise, efficiency-wise, etc. etc. (Other than maybe the SRT-8, with the 6.1). I have always looked at almost every Chrysler-designed car this way, especially in terms of quality. I have always thought that driving a Chrysler feels like driving a Power Wheels toy, only with an engine…oh wait.
This toy is more relevant than you might think to Chrysler products. And I quote, from a review of the Fischer-Price Dodge Ram Power Wheel: “Very little power, doesn’t work very well. Hard to steer. ” The same could be said for many vehicles in Chrysler’s lineup.
After reading what Mr. Marchionne had said, I began to think that he might be somewhat right, at least with the 300c and Charger. It’s not surprising, at least in my state, Minnesota, to see at least one or the other every time I go for a drive. But what makes people want to buy these cars? Were the 300C and Charger the reason the Fiat CEO made that statement? Time to investigate at my local Dodge dealer and “Grab life by the horns”
I made sure that my test drive would be in the 5.7L Hemi R/T which turned out to be a little difficult to find a dealer with one of these in stock, surprisingly. I stayed adamant on testing this particular model because of the engine; apparently the 5.7L Hemi was placed in Ward’s Top Ten engines of the year lists, from years 2002 through 2007 (Yes, every year) and again in 2009. Turning out 368HP and 395 Ft/LBS of for 2009, it shells out more than enough power for a 4 door sedan; they also use it in the Ram. Unfortunately, I could not locate a new R/T model to drive, and had to make do with a 2006 model. Still, 350HP with 390 Ft/LBS of torque isn’t too far off of the newer engines.

Looking over my Beige-With-Wannabe-Muscle-Car-Stickers example, I can see the appeal of this car. There are few large 4-door cars at this price that look this aggressive. The car has this sort of modern muscle look that covers up that fact that’s it’s really a family sedan. The R/T is made special by use of more chrome, foglights, different wheels and stickers. Gotta love those stickers.

Ok, so now we get to the interior. At first glance, It is unbelievably boring. Closing my eyes for a minute and taking a second glance, it is still devastatingly boring. Granted, we had only a small amount of options on this particular car, but even with navigation, steering wheel controls, and leather seats, I simply cannot see how people manage to stay awake while driving the Charger. Just to name a few,
- The gauges were from a minivan.
- The plastic was tacky.
- The seats weren’t comfortable.
The worst part, however, was the door panel. It may sound strange to criticize that one piece, but honestly as the first thing I saw when I entered the car, I couldn’t help but notice this rectangle-shaped piece of low quality. Want to make a million dollars? Make a baby mobile (the things that spin above their crib to help them sleep) out of mini Dodge Charger door panels.

Turning the engine on, it growled to life with a v8 growl. Being derived from an older-generation Mercedes E-class, I thought that there was a chance that it would have half-way decent handling, or at the very least comfortable. It wasn’t. The small 5 miles that I covered in the car made that quite apparent, especially as I took a wide, sweeping entrance ramp on to the freeway. At a very normal 45 miles an hour, the Charger produced a solid amount of body roll, a terribly revealing trait about the suspension in this car. I simply can’t figure out how such normal and pedestrian entrance ramp taken at normal speed could induce sea-sickness the way this car could. Once on the highway, though, the 390 FT/LBS of torque made itself apparent. Wide open Acceleration is very smooth and linear, and even though this is a heavy car, it will push you back into your seat. Coming back into the dealership, I took the car over a bad-condition road, a move which I paid for in hearing a solid clunk over almost any visible bump. I wasn’t impressed with the ride, but maybe the newer 2009 and 2010 models are better. Doubtful, if I’m honest.

All in all, this car is a piece of furniture from Target. It may look nice and it seems to be at a good price for what it is, but the quality is lacking. The only reason I can think that there are so many of these cars on the road is simply because it looks a little different; like a modern “family” muscle car, and a Hemi engine to back it up. After all, you wouldn’t have bought an Intrepid with a Hemi, would you?

I guess we will have to see if Sergio Marchionne is right.
- Ryan Maki






