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2011 BMW R1200 GS Review

Monday, September 26th, 2011

“That’s the best motorcycle in the world.” – Everyone, ever.

 

Sometimes when we test something on The Smoking Tire, we have zero pre-concieved notions of what to expect. For example, when I recently reviewed the BMW F800R Motorcycle, I hadn’t heard anything about it from anyone besides the fleet manager, who said it was “Fun.” I just thought it looked cool and wanted to try it. The BMW R1200GS is exactly the opposite. I knew lots about it from lots of people. My friend Dave Maher spent 3 months wandering the United States on the back of one. Actor Ewan MacGregor famously circumnavigated the globe on one. Countless others have ridden unbelievable distances over incredible terrain on GS motorcycles for nearly 30 years. And when I was looking to buy a motorcycle in 2009, the GS was high on my shopping list. It ultimately didn’t fit my needs at the time, but I found it very interesting that used examples had approximately 1000% more miles than almost all other bikes on the market. I had a really hard time finding a used GS with less than 40,000 miles on the clock. So I knew that anyone who bought one of these bikes, bought it to ride, a lot. And although I didn’t end up buying one back in 2009, if you asked me what bike I’d like to own today, my story would be drastically different, and include just one option: The R1200 GS. And that’s because after just 15 minutes of riding, I learned that everyone who’s ever told me that the GS is the best motorcycle in the world is exactly right. Hit the jump to find out why.

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Nearest miss I’ve ever seen.

Monday, September 26th, 2011

This is the scariest near-miss I’ve ever seen on a motorcycle. I have huge respect for anyone that races motorcycles. Your body’s movements are he most important thing in racing. It’s just you with a 200hp, 400lb. machine screaming in the pack of like-minded psychos. Crashing is inevitable. Competition is put before self-preservation.

 

Nowhere is that more obvious than here. Watch what happens when the rider rounds a corner at 120mph only to see a bike tumbling his way. No big deal. 400lb chunk of metal cart-wheeling toward you. I would turn and bail, shitting myself and crying as I slid on the ground. Not Dirk von Ballzufsteel. Make the jump to see what happens.

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ICON’s Funny, Firey Motorcycle Safety PSA VIDEO

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

If you’ve ever ridden a motorcycle, you have a hatred for bad drivers few people understand. When I had a motorcycle my middle finger got more exercise than Ron Jeremy pleasuring 11 women at once (No feet allowed. This isn’t soccer). Simple driver errors like sudden lane changes, exiting driveways or crossing double-yellows all pose a threat to cars, but to a person on two wheels whose only protected by 4mm of dead cow skin, it can be lethal. Simple driver errors can kill bikers. Literally. And not that “That puppy was so cute! I literally died.”

 

That’s why the good people at ICON Motosports took it upon themselves to make their own PSA. It’s the best educational video I’ve ever seen. Using a Porsche 928 and a reject from a Lt. Dangle audition, they show you what drivers commonly do wrong and how dangerous it is for bikers. But the real fun starts when the bikers take revenge upon the offending Porsche. Oh how I envy these guys. If you want to know what goes through a biker’s mind when he almost gets taken out, this is it. Enjoy the video, but more importantly, pass it along to friends and family. Tell them to look past the comedy and fire and maybe they’ll think twice before they dart out of that parking lot.

 

 

- Zack

Coolest. Helmet. Ever.

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I’ll be honest. When I’m immersed in car-related stuff for more than 80 hours every week, it’s very easy to get jaded. And even though I go to Supercar Sunday every single weekend, most of the cars there completely bore me. Of the 200 or so cars that show up every Sunday in Woodland Hills, CA, maybe 2 or 3 are something strange enough that I’ll actually find interesting. Jaded a bit? Maybe, but I think it just makes me in tune to the really original gems that come out once in a while.

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Bizarre Roadside Sightings: This Chopper is Looney Tunes!

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

No, really. It’s got Looney Tunes stuff painted all over it.

Victory! Judge Sides With Trooper-Taping Motorcyclist

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

A Maryland judge threw out four charges against Anthony Graber, the motorcyclist who recorded a traffic stop and then posted the videos on YouTube, yesterday, ruling that public officials should “not expect our activity to be shielded from public scrutiny.”

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Signs You Bought the Wrong Vehicle

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Motorcycles are incredible. They can be called beautiful and bad-ass simultaneously. They provide an almost un-matchable thrill on the road and for a few thousand dollars you’re faster than a car 100 times as much. They have nostalgia, character, history and mystique. But despite their economical gas mileage, they are not exactly practical. This couple was spotted today heading back from Los Angeles Airport. You know what’s handy for taking people and luggage somewhere? Cars.

Now I’d like give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe this was one of those emergency situations where on the day of your un-refundable 2 month trip to Hawaii your car grenades, and you’re forced to load your weekend cruiser the way a family of 11  piles on a moped in India and make a mad dash for the airport. Unfortunately the smiles they had on indicates this is a regular thing for them.

Can’t say I’m that surprised. She’s wearing a reflective vest during the apparently poorly lit hour of 2pm, to make her more visible and thus, safer. Yet she chose the “road-rash-friendly” fashion item, the jean short; it’s clear logical purchases escape them.

-Zack K

For Sale: Matt’s 2007 Suzuki SV650A Motorcycle

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Now that I’ve got a new daily driver / camera car, we need some more gear to further improve the production quality of The Smoking Tire. That means my beloved motorcycle has got to go. We’ve had a good run, and I’d love to see her go to a good home. Hit the jump for all the details and more photos of the bike.

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How To Find The Best Roads In America

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

When we film The Smoking Tire, we always scout for the best roads we can find to shoot. People always ask us where to find great roads, or where we like shooting, and though I won’t give away the exact location of our favorite roads, the answer to that question is always the same: Ask people who ride motorcycles. MotorcycleRoads.com is a great resource put together by motorcycle enthusiasts with the express purpose of sharing the best roads all over the United States. Have a look at your state’s listings, and if your favorite roads aren’t mentioned, submit them!

Source: [Motorcycle Roads]

Buy a House, Get a Free Ferrari F40!

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I’ve seen some pretty amazing sales pitches when it comes to a home. I’ve seen homes for sale where the owner offers to be the new owner’s housekeeper for a year, I’ve seen gigantic billboards on I-95 for mega-mansions only about 0.01% of the drivers who pass can afford, and I’ve seen discounts so steep in Detroit that people are buying second and third homes just to use for parties.

But I have never seen this.

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