At the end of December, Ford will stop making the Ranger. It’s been around for decades, and was one of my favorite trucks, regardless of size. It did its job and wasn’t gigantic. And in pre-runner gear…mmmm. But it’s going away, the last one being sold to Orkin. I know, who cares.
But that means there’s an opening, maybe. Ford is already developing the next generation, and whether they call it the F-100 or Ranger, I don’t really care. What I like-sort of-is the next one might have a 1.6-liter turbo-charged engine. That motor is fairly boring, because it makes less than 200HP. But what if…they make a mini Raptor… We’ve been dreaming about this for a while. We want this. Talk about a fucking hooligan. The Raptor is fun, but it weighs 6,200lbs. It’s fun, but it’s big fun. You can’t really flick it around and you have to make sure the road or trail you’re on is wider than your average highway.
But imagine a Ranger-sized truck with Raptor shocks, lighter diffs of the same quality and the same awesome interior, chuck the 1.6-liter and put in either the EcoBoost twin-turbo V-6 from the F-150. It makes 365HP and 420 torques! More than enough to make this a fast, nimble and (probably) fairly efficient truck. It’d be awesome! Pre-runner in a can. Offer the 2.0L EcoTec – maybe with more aggressive tuning- for the diet option.. But the true Velociraptor was small-ish, nimble and fast. If you offer a Raptor-like truck that fits in traffic and gets 20+ MPG, and price it belowwww the big Raptor by a big amount, that would be the shit. It would be the super motard of trucks. Stuck in traffic? Cut across that park, or drive on the beach at 100MPH. It’s light. It would leave a mark like a baby deer.*
*Your results may vary. TST not responsible for arrests or damage done to baby Raptor by slow-moving children or organic apples thrown by fans of Earth.
-Zack














