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Turner Motorsport – 24 Hours of Daytona Episode 1 – Testing

Friday, January 27th, 2012

 

The Smoking Tire heads to Daytona Beach, FL to follow Turner Motosports as they enter the Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona. It’s the 50th year of the legendary race and they’ve brought 2 nasty E92 BMW M3 GTs to compete. (Turn your volume up for the in-car footage; they sound incredible.)  In part 1 we meet the team and watch the drivers take the cars out for final  testing, addressing issues like tire wear, over-steer and night-time fatigue. Watch for newcomer, Michael Marsal, ripping past an Audi R8 GT on the outside of the oval. Video after the click.

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Saw Your Video. Can We Beat Up a Car Too? (video)

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

 

A few weeks ago we were sitting around bullshitting about the future; New concepts, possible episodes, ideas, dreams, alibis, the usual stuff. Thad sat up; the cue he has an idea. Sometimes his ideas are nuts but his batting average is pretty good. “Can we get a car from someone and just try to break it? You know, see how far it’ll jump before it breaks, something like that?”

 

I turned, “So, you mean can we tell a company we’re going to hurl their car through the air, repeatedly, with the idea that the longer it survives the better they look?”

“Yeah.” He quickly replied, as if I had asked if he was putting on socks before his shoes?

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Review: The BMW X5 Diesel. Over Hills and Through Snowy Ass Woods.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

“Did you tell anyone we were coming here today?”

“I was just going to ask you that! And…..no, I didn’t. Did you?”

“No.”

We shared a long silence, both mentally flashing forward to a broken car, freezing temperatures and no food. We were 7,000 feet above sea level on the Wheeler Pass trail in Nevada. It was snowing, so the pointy rocks- which ranged in size from grenade to tool box- were becoming hidden from view. We were wearing jeans and hoodies. The closest thing to “supplies” were a tire repair kit, 2 half-full Monster Rehabs and stomachs full of Pahrump’s finest Subway. Popping a tire on this 2011 BMW X5 diesel would surely result in cannibalism, and Thad is bigger than me.

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TST Road Trip Buyers Guide / Help Us Help You

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

 

Due to a high volume of questions about how we film, what radar detectors we like, favorite cameras, etc. we decided to create a little list of all our road trip essentials. It stretches the gamut from the life-giving beef jerky/Monster Rehab combo pack to the cameras and suction cups we use to make our videos. And rather than listing each one here and making you Google them, or worse, making me add links for each one, we’ve created a widget. It’s at the bottom of the page. Just go to the widget (at the bottom, not this picture below) and scroll through the items. When you see something you like, click on it and it will take you to the Amazon page to buy that item.

 

Widget located at the bottom right of our page.

 

For some people, a road trip is a rare adventure. They plan the trip, the route, the sites they want to see and head off into the sun in the hopes of adventure. Amateurs. For us, the road trip is as necessary as oxygen. We are constantly driving to locations, cars, tracks, events, etc. The only people who put in as much time on the road as auto journalists have jobs that lump methamphetamine, dead prostitutes and a review of a Waffle House in Utah into a single workday (Truckers. Or Guy Fieri). So we know what’s essential to make a long drive as comfortable, safe, efficient and productive as possible.

 

SUPPORT TST

Obviously there’s a benefit to this widget on our page. We get a small kickback when you buy a product. Don’t worry, the item costs the same amount as if you found it on Amazon yourself. But it helps us pay for gas, food and production costs. You guys always ask us why videos take so long, and the simple answer is: money. A good location shoot costs hundreds of dollars in gas. If we need to go out of town to a track, it’s over $1000. So if you want more videos and more content, just click through us to get to Amazon. The products we put in the widget are things we own and use. These are our personal essentials, and we never leave home without them. Camera mounts to make your own videos. Radar detector to keep the money in your wallet. Energy drinks so you can run from smokeys long into the night stay alert.

 

So if you’re going to buy a camera, or want to try mounting your iPhone to film stuff, or want to buy the best radar detector out there, stop by TheSmokingTire.com and search our widget. It helps you, it helps us, and the more people that do it, the more videos you get. Win win win. Now throw a dart at a map and pick your next destination.

 

-Zack K

 

Robby Gordon is Crazy. (Video)

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

 

You may or may not me familiar with my attitude towards NASCAR. Short version: don’t care for it. My disdain for the sport automatically envelopes everyone around it. You could be a 5 year old and I will stubbornly hate you with the maturity of a Bloods and Crips knife fight. Or as applies here, a driver. I don’t hate the drivers personally, just their sport. But after watching this video, Robby Gordon is the man. I’ve watched him do the Baja 1000, and he warmed my heart a bit. After seeing him in this video driving on Bullrun in his 2011 Jeep Cherokee SRT8, I am a fan. Passing a 700WHP GTR is no problem for him. This guy just likes to drive fast. Make the jump for the 12 minute video of Robby absolutely hauling ass.

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Co-ed Chauffeur

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

At 9 P.M. the two girls in my back seat were still screaming and I couldn’t help but crack a smile. No fear, you Dexter-obsessed weirdos, they were having fun. With second gear about to explode, I carved the black e34 M5 into the wide, right-sweeping corner, touched the brakes, and guided it around the smooth ribbon of forest asphalt. The tach read seven grand, and I shifted to third gear. The girls were still giggling and hollering in the gray bucket seats behind me. Who knows, they may have been tickling each other in between make out sessions (pervs) but my peripheral-view guess showed otherwise. It’s almost twenty years after e34 M5 production ended, but it’s still sexy and driving strong. Plus the girls said it was “bad-ass” that I drove a stick. God damn, girls are getting easy to impress.

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SUV; Driving Skill and Super-powers not Standard

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

This past weekend I went to Lake Tahoe, and during the 4 days I had there a theory I have had for years was nailed down with depleted-uranium nails driven onto a board made from magnetic diamonds and covered in amber; 99% of the SUVs on the road are unnecessary.

There is no better place to witness and understand the uselessness of the SUV than Lake Tahoe in the middle of winter. You see, over the holiday weeks that span Christmas and New Years, everyone who’s ever been drawn to the snow, be it a hardcore 50-year ski veteran or a family of 4 from San Diego taking their first ski trip, is there. That means the diversity of the vehicles on Highway 80 heading over the mountains is as diverse as the LGBT support group at an international Hostel in New York. For better or worse, the highway going over the pass is a smattering of lifted trucks, pathetic chain-shodden Prius, rusting 4x4s, AWD cars and way too many idiots from the bay who put 22s on their 4wd truck, forcing them to put chains on. The equivalent of buying a tiger to look badass but having it de-clawed and it’s teeth flattened. You’re quite the pimp until someone breaks into your house and leaves with all your money and a new rug.

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Update: The Cost of Doing Bullrun (Tickets and Fines)

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Many, many people have been asking us about the total amount of tickets, fines, points, etc. that we accrued on this year’s Bullrun Rally from New York to Las Vegas. While it’s very difficult to total up the number of fines and points before all the actual fines have been issued, here’s an update on our ongoing battle with the Highway Patrol.

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Review: 1500 Miles in a Lincoln MKT

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

The 2011 Lincoln MKT seems like just about the last car we’d be reviewing on this site. After all, it’s a crossover with very little enthusiast appeal and virtually no online presence, right? Maybe so, but after 1500 miles in America’s least well-known Lincoln, we found ourselves wanting one, bad. Read on to find out why. (more…)

Video: The Woodward Dream Cruise and the Firebreather

Friday, August 27th, 2010

The Woodward Dream Cruise, now in its 16th year, is the largest single-day car show in the US. Literally millions of people, and tens of thousands of cars gather on Woodward Avenue and cruise up and down the 8 mile stretch of road for hours upon hours. Spectators can pick a spot along Woodward and just watch the whole show cruise on by, or hop in their rides and be a part of it. Of course, The Smoking Tire isn’t the type to sit on the sidelines, so we got ourselves an ass-kicking piece of Detroit iron, the Firebreather, and hit the road.

In addition to the madness that is the Dream Cruise, we learned the story behind the Firebreather, along with the film, Jinn, that it stars in. And, in usual The Smoking Tire fashion, we throw a twist into the mix, when Matt convinces a car fan to get the Firebreather logo as a tattoo. Video after the jump.

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